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Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Time:7:46 pm.
I last updated this journal 46 weeks ago, apparently!

....

Ok. Okkkkk. My bad, indeed! I pledge however to henceforth not be an arse and to update this journal at LEAST every 12 weeks. Or something. Truth is, I've had a...well, 46 weeks is damn long, so I don't really know how to write what I've had or been up to. So bugger it! I've been away from this LJ so long that, to be honest, I can't remember really what the deal is, but here goes, let's start with an ickle question

Should Iiiiiiiii...MAKE A MYSPACE! Haha. Aaaah. But seriously...?

On a less capitalised note, Uni enrolments are coming up soon and, as I discovered last year after enrolling in arts for the hell of it, dropping out of half my subjects within the fortnight and then figuring "why the smeg not!" and failing the rest, I really need to do some soul searching and decide on a degree there is a chance I will be tempted to complete. I'm coming up with lots of blanks right now, with a few multicolour squares and circles tossed in for laughs, but the month is young *laughs nervously and gags*. And there is always the option of just nicking off overseas for a bit....

XX!
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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Time:10:05 pm.
Mood:not too bad.
Well. Hello! That was certainly a big distraction, it seems. I guess this must happen constantly though, people wander off and pay attention to other and not necessarily bigger things and don't update for a tomato's age. And then come crawling back, well not crawling, more like sidling seductively up to said journal, glass of red in hand, Nutella slathered spoon in mouth and unnatractive gleam in eye as they start bothering people via the internet again. So..


*grins toothily* HI!!!!!!!! How've you been????
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Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Time:9:43 pm.
Mood: calm.
1. Tea is my new boyfriend. It'll be a beautiful thing for the next 30 minutes or so. Mmm.

2. I've switched to a sponsored account for the 15 userpics. Is this going to drive me mad? *warily eyes advertisement in the corner* It'll be worth it for the voice posts...

3. If I do not find my USB cable I am going to CHEW MY OWN FOOT OFF THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING! Actually, speaking of which, my throat is swollen as a swolled thing, it's unhappy :(

Ugh. Now! Study Waiting For Godot? Or find icons....I think bed is probably the best option, seeing as how I nearly missed my bus this morning (due to naughty up-latery last night) and had to hurtle down the street in near jim jams so as not to miss my French tute test bastard thing :D

Either way, lend an ear to this mayhaps? Elbow - Bitten By The Tailfly A very funky song, from a fantastic group. Sweet Dreams! :D
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Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Subject:Bit of a completely pointless post
Time:9:42 pm.
Mood:orrite.
Je suis en retard *snickers*

1. Studying for French tests is hard. Finding distractions is NOT!

2. I realised today it is not actually winter here yet. Why then are my extremities mauve and wibbly with cold? o_O

3. Rufus Wainwright came into my french lab today. I was pretty awed.

4. Speaking of French Labs, they bring new meaning to the expression "nrrgh!". The woman who takes it though is sweet as apples, she speaks French in snippets of interesting English, and smiles so much! A woman like that has mystery, she must have been involved in some kind of underground French rock revolution, in her wild and skinny youth. You can tell, it's the leather pants and the scrunchies.

5. I think it's time to upload some music, I do!

So tell me, tell me, tell me, how's life been for you?
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Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

Subject:2,000 words of wank, here I comeses!
Time:6:05 pm.
Mood:procrastinatin' like a villain.
Mrs Schmai said she would buy the flowers herself.
As she really didn't want to write this paper...


Sigh. Essays are pants. It's really true.

I've brushed my teeth. I've drunk a lot of tea. I've cleaned my room, thought I might take up painting for a bit. Started writing a letter. I've even begun the next novel for the course. My essay is still puny. Fibble, damn and sod.

:(

Right! That's all my socks paired. Back to Mrs Dalloway...

I should prolly stop making things up too. She wasn't an astronaut?! Aw. It'd be impressive if she was though! Astronaut, modernist. Same principles really. I'll leave that in.

How've you all been? :D
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Sunday, April 16th, 2006

Time:10:50 pm.
Mood:tight. ish. Or something.
HEY GUESS WHAT?! I love you too. loads.

Hotmail was being a jerk and wouldn't let me email songs, so I figured if I'm uploading songs to yousendit I might as well post 'em. Hope you like these Luke, and thanks a bundle for y'know. All of that *curls into your side*

MUZAK:
The Silverman - Track 9
The Silverman - Track 1
The Silverman - Track 7
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl
Tori Amos - Sleeps With Butterflies
Damien Rice - Volcano
Damien Rice - Woman Like a Man (Live Unplugged)

So I'm sat here freezing important parts off and wrapped in a jumper that looks like technicolour woolen vomit. How's your Easter been? :D
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Friday, April 14th, 2006

Subject:The pay's not great but the work's hard...
Time:8:12 pm.
Mood:twee!.
*cracks knuckles and accidently snaps fingers off*

1. I really need a heater in my room. The urge to tip my boiling tea all over the front of my body attests to this. When you see me next, hug me tender as I may just have tried to scald myself back to a normal body temperature. Ach, my hands! Quick, friend, let me use your steaming cow's rear....!!!

2. Opening Easter eggs on Good Friday instead of Easter Sunday is only a tradition if its happened more than once and for, y'know, an actual reason, not just cos you want choclit. Apparently...

3. I can't leave my room. No sirree. If I do, I'll have to clean up the mad bad mess I've made in the front room. See, I had floorboards put in recently, and as such had to move my entire bedroom's worth of living things into the lounge-room. And I uh. Haven't got around to putting it all back yet. *shifty shifty* haha. BUT LOOKIT, S'NOT MY FAULT I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF! I'm terrible at having clean-outs and throw-outs and all of that caffuffle. I have boxes and boxes of utter boring crap, and I just end up keeping everything, I can't throw it out. I mean it might mean something to me! Granted, it looks like a manky old necklace and a kidney bean....Really, someone should do me a favour and just send it all careening over a rainbow, and into oblivion, and OFF the floor! Any takers?

4. Hahaha. Friday nights in the Household Del MEEE = "Why can't I use that lemon in my tea?! what do you mean, if I glad-wrap it, it WILL SO stay fresh! And anyway it's a lemon for Pete's sake, not a precious commodity! Not gold or pot or the tears of Buddha! When I leave home and live out of a garbage truck in the war-torn streets of down-town Nairne*, then you'll wish you'd been nicer! I WISH I'd never been BORN!"... I now know why I go out on Fridays. Bunch o'crazies....

5. Here's to self -absorption! I certainly hope someone slips tacks into your slippers and ignores your innards. Just sayin'.

*Our suburb. Like Narnia, only crap. *nod*

So how're you all tonight? :D *shares her banket*

EDIT: MSN is a fickle God. :(
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Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Subject:Ya can't survive off the mushrooms in yer hair!
Time:8:50 pm.
Mood:Itchy, really.
*screams from the top of a mountain in a swedish accent*

I FINALLY HAVE THE NET AGAIN!

Now THAT makes me happy in the pants! It was getting tough, 4 days with no connection to the cyber world at all. You can watch TV but it just doesn't watch you back, and SMSing is expensive and...small. Y'know. Everything ELSE requires dollars, of which I have nil.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. So other than that....I want GOF on DVD. The official actual real one, that is, not the sneaky pirate copy Claire brought back from Vietnam. Ahoy, yes yes, now please!

Here's to sleeping in and waking up smelling like mints! And also Borders now have this in stock.....!!!!!

Woah. Jezz this is fer you....I found it while seraching up JT.....CALVAIRE! It's French fer WHAT THE FASHIZZ MICKEY?!
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Saturday, April 1st, 2006

Subject:CHEESE IT!..... So essentially we're all perverts. To some extent.
Time:10:54 pm.
It is so bone-chillingly cold here right now. My ankles are snapping as I move them. Weather...it seems you have finally completely lost the plot. It's brilliant.

In otherly news, The Turn of The Screw is a MAD book. I like it. It's turning my brain slightly sideways, and that's lovely and so exciting. I can't help but wonder if the intense subtext and ways of interpreting James' idea of 'evil' are what he intended to write or have come from the minds of contemporary readers. Y'know, like could a book written in the 1880's really imply all these mad saucy unsettling things, or are these relatively....new. Like, we're now seeing the possibilities the book's 'bad' could encompass. And is that the point maybe. In 50 years time, 150 years time, people will read this and still find it desperately frightening and terrifying in all the most tender and almost dirty places...

Aha, and at this point my brain crackles faintly and I brittle my way to bed. Through the ice sheets. What the hell, Nairne?! WHY SO ARCTIC! You're confusing me *builds a fire in her room out of broken chairs and spare pets*
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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Subject:White temptress of the sea, you treat me right
Time:5:53 pm.
Mood:Twee. I'm repenting..
Ahahaha. It's been a while. I think I have something to confess....I get distracted. A lot. In a BIG way. But I came back! *crickets chirp*

Lord, it really has been mega-yonks since I did much on here. And as a result, I cannot condense the last...Month? I think it's been a month, and that's too large a time to squish into a post. Uni has been chugging along in a...somewhat linear fashion. I like it. I find that I need to keep busy and occupied to avoid going mad and awful, and studying is good in that way. I'm determined to keep things happy, to balance things, to earn enough money to head on out where the ducks are during winter as well as learn about Pip and the Mesopotamian Stories of Creation. Uh. Not that they're connected. Well, yet, I'm sure they could be (thankyou, post-modernism! aha)

I'm doing something now that I was threatening to do before the real world came and snatched me away. MUSIC POST!

Mystical Machine Gun - Kula Shaker

Can't Get Enough - Suede

Road To Nowhere - Talking Heads

Switching Off - Elbow

She Speaks A Different Language - Tex Perkins

Soo....How have YOU all been? :D

xxx
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Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Subject:Quick post, my bottom :P
Time:12:55 am.
OK, so I KNOW no one wants to hear about my cat and all, and I've tossed and ummed and turned my aaaahs over whether or not to become the ultimate LJ cliche, but it'sjusty'see, this animal I live with actually decided to curl up and sleep on my face this morning and almost suffocated me...

I've never laughed so hard in my lounge room before 7.30...uh, ever before. On a weekday. EVER!

everthetease HELLO and welcome :D *waves you in*

So then....This link leads to an article about Jt LeRoy. Anyone know of him? Well he's....No, I won't give it away. Let's just say he's not. I know of only one other person really who will find this interesting and somehwat affecting, but maybe everyone should check it out anyway. It's certainly an interesting read, about a very unique and bizarre set of events. and people. I'm still not entirely sure what I make of it...dizzy_jezz, let's chew it over :D

Lastly, I spent about 20 hours trying to upload some songs for a post last night (letusnowpachang, I shall not pachang again til I have DONE THIS! *hugs Fruit pointedly* lol) only wolves of kromer did awful mean things to my broadband and everything went somehwat...chikky. Alas... I only managed to get one to work, is my point :P

Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire - I've been pimping this out to a few via MSN due to it's sheer energetic brilliance, and the fact that I've listened to it non stop since I got it :D

*crawls to bed*
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Sunday, February 5th, 2006

Subject:C'mawn GET FUN-KAY! (prattling ahead, alas...:P)
Time:11:20 pm.
Mood: twee.
Hello Chickens!

What, LJ- slack, why no I swear I'm NOT! *hides face in shameful shame*

OK, I'll say it, it's been far too long since I posted. I've been a baaaaaaaad boy, sorta thing. Right now I'm propping my head up against my left shoulder and typing with my brain on a slant, such is the result of too little sleep and too much, strangely enough, energy. Not just any energy, this is BASTARD energy, the kind that pops up behind you just this side of midnight and tattoos "My Aunt's Hairy Bollocks You're Getting a Good Sleep Tonight, Dork" onto your person. Rotten apples, fer SURE! However, despite this and seeing as how I actually ended up checking LJ today, I thought tiredness be darned, I'm posting. POSTING!

Well, first thing's first, I have been a busy fellow named Roger these past few daysweeksdaysweeks?no,days what with Uni, realising I wasn't enrolled properly in Uni, properly enrolling in Uni, exchanging the ability to think in coherent sentences for a Uni timetable, and generally realising that there comes a point in which I must take my head out of my laundry basket and place it firmly in control of my life. Or, y'know, find myself forgetting to accept and subsequently almost forfeiting University courses. Yeah, I am that scatterbrainedly stupid. Alls I can say is thank God the SATAC site let me accept about 8 days late *prays there's no catch to this that I missed and which is going to shit in my slippers later on*. On the upside, the abject terror and self-loathing, combined with the seven kinds of bollocks I mentally kicked out of myself for missing the cut off date, finally galvanised me into some kind of motivation regards studying this year. I'm actually really looking forward to starting at the end of this month. Really really! Which is awesome *beams*

I also finally have enough hours to scrounge together the moo-lar (question: how in the world DO you spell that word?!) to afford a new computer before Uni starts. Oh yes oh yes oh yes OH YES! It's brilliant like the Ginger twat himself would say :D

S'all...relatively uninteresting to anyone other than me though *blush* so, moving on...

.....BIG DAY OUT! yes. Oooooh, yes *grins like happiness itself* ...... I'm too dopey tonight to describe the fun I had in any fit way, so I'll simply say I had an awesomely good time, was amazed, impressed, exhilerated and completely blown away by some pretty incredible acts, met some excellent fun people (haha, yes I do mean YOU :D), actually got to sit on someone's shoulders during a set (The White Stripes no less...) ate Hare Krishna nuggets, saw Tex Perkins frantically hump a drumset, finally went into the Boiler Room (which was sufficiently loud and awesome, though disappointedly I wasn't boiled once inside) and above all.....FRANZ FERDINAND! *thud* :D Soh. Mooch. FUN! Some may hate em, but by my heel, I care not, cos Lord....I do love that band.

Rather a good day, all in all :D

XXX!
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Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Time:9:24 am.
Mood:purty swank.
AH GOT IN! :D

It's a nice, pretty BA fer me, children (lol) but.... *is still lost and horribily uninterested in it all* aw jeez.

Congratulations to you all! :D

xox

EDIT: *is very excited now* heh :D
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Monday, January 16th, 2006

Subject:S'alright Li'l bro, just getting some jui..... *THUD*
Time:9:51 am.
Mood: and sore.
Gah. Last night I got up to get a drink, tripped over my cat and hit my head 3 times on the cupboard under our sink (where Harry Potter's even less popular cousin lives). I mean I hit it once and then it sort of bounced twice. My head. Eek. I didn't think it made me that dizzy until I tried to walk back to bed and fell over again, and hurt my leg on the swanking new floorboards.

It all would've been hilarious if I didn't have a head made of bricks which made an incredibly loud resounding THUMP and woke everyone up. I think my brother though I was having a fit. Speaking of family, I think my extended relations collectively think I'm a knob. Ah *sigh*.

In other news, My work confuses me, these days, aye it does. I mean, 3 hour shifts are annoying and ridiculous. They're truly not worth the bus fare, assuming I even make the bus, and the driver doesn't decide to reenact the Cross Lotto ad and sing Queen while plowing through all the people waiting at the stop.

What's more, I really wanna go to the beach now. Like right now. Who's in?

MWAH ALL :D
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Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

Subject:"I know you've supported me for a long time; somehow I'm not impressed"
Time:6:20 pm.
Mood: but only somewhat.
Ok, well firstly HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone! Hope an awesome time was had by all :) Mine was a bit of everything - funny, hot, long, strange, sleazy, gay, straight, smoky and above all DANCEY! And for once I have pictures, so behold, I spam yous all!

....Or rather, I WILL, when I get the buggers to load. Ho hum.

Christmas was lovely too, as they usually are...and THAT'S how long it's been since I last updated, meep. I really need to stop being so flighty. As such, I'm not yet anywhere near up to date with other people's journals, but I'll get there soon. Feel free to comment and yell at me if anything huge happened and I completely missed it :P And speaking of Christmas, I now have photoshop! *snuggles dizzy_jezz*... do I give that back? :P

So then....I just finished watching the first episode of the new Carnivale. My GOD I love that show *is gobsmacked and stunned and thrilled and set to have the hell confused out of me by the good people at HBO once again* Oh yes....Management, and The Usher, and finally some answers! I actually bought the entire first season just now, which was amazing to watch again. Set me right about a few things too, things I'd missed before. Clea Duvall as Sofie rocks my socks, as does Ben Hawkins and....actually, every character in that show is just brilliant, from Samson to Libby to Appollonia. and Lila and Lodz, how good it is to be intrigued and appalled and disgusted by those two. But anyway ...*finally shuts up*

I also just had four wisdom teeth painfully taken out, so ma and I had a Carnivale/North and South marathon to pass the time (and while my face deflated) AND! I won $10 in a bet with mum so...quite a productive weekend.

It has also finally sunk in that I need to start taking a bigger interest in Universtity, and courses, and the fact that I will most likely be living in close contact with the two this year. This freaks me out. And is finally starting to get me excited.....But mostly freak me out. Ahem.

This weather is BEAUITFUL! *basks and stuff* Haircut tomorrow, now that I look less like I'm storing potatoes in my cheeks (and only slightly yellowy-blue instead).

And....that's all there is. There isn't any more. :)
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Time:2:41 am.
Mood: sleepy.
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I bought porn for jaytee_leroy (-10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to tinfoilsally in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I put money in letusnowpachang's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-368 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
schmai

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:


Aw. c'mon. If you overlook that Iran thing, I think I've been pretty darn good this year! I mean Bone marrow. That can't be easy to get out. s'very nice of me to donate it. I even did some kind of thing with a parking meter!
And above all, I bought JT porn! I knew he would love that! Ah well.

*fondles lump of coal*

Yo.
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Time:11:45 pm.
Mood:yippee.
EDIT: entry is now UNFUCKED, heh.

I am getting so sleepy, BUT IT HAS JUST GONE MIDNIGHT WHICH MEANS.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY speedwayjunky

22 years young, my love. Hope you have an amazing day tomorrow, or failing that I hope it's just plain swell. Can't wait to drag you out for your birthday drinks! They're on me, so you can't say no! BAHAHAHA! :D Life is good. On a more serious note, I love you madly and don't know what I would do if I had a Luke shaped hole in my life.

TANTI AUGURI A TE AMORE MIO!

While I'm on it, I am filled with sticky wine love for so many people tonight!

#1 My parents. My dad was just so incredibly sweet and lovely about my scores, he was actually almost speechless. The word beaming comes to mind. And Mum. She is not well, not well at all, but still partook of the drinking and congratulating like a non pnemonia ridden trooper.

It's been a very good night. I also laughed myself silly when someone told me that it'd be easier to catch up with me if I didn't live in Narnia. Hahahaha. Call me Puddleglum y'all. Or more like Mr. Tumnus.

Or actually Turkish Delight would do. Ooooh, poor Edmund, how could you RESIST?!
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Time:9:06 pm.
Mood:SCHWOOT!.
I wrote the hugest longest most goodest post EVER and then I deleted it.

Why?

Cos I'm STUPID!! :(

And now I've been drinking too much to retype it all.

The gist of it was thus: work is lots, money is good, TER's came out today (I got 96.3, which I'm well chuffed about, hence the drinking), and Cillian is hot. Plus I have an almost black eye. Fist kisses, Y'all! *is jt*

oh, and 6 USER PICS FOR FREE ACCOUNTS is very nice. Very very nice indeed.

*sigh*

What a bummer. Ah well. LOOK AT THIS!

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Hopefully it relieves some of your boredom, tinfoilsally, and everyone! It made me laugh lots.


Congratulations also to speedwayjunky, estroverso, carla_t and RL Hilzy.

WE DID IT!

*makes cookies*
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Saturday, December 10th, 2005

Subject:We all found out, there's not enough hours in a life...
Time:5:45 pm.
Mood: okay.
Allo chickens!

Long time no speak....Read....Thing! Firstly, I is not dead, nor did I leave the country, or do any somesuch fiddle. Nope, I have just been really busy :) it's kinda...completely out of character for me! I'm quite stunned. And happy, everything feels very mobile at the moment, and all in mostly good ways. Christmas is also coming up so quickly, but at the same time, not quickly enough...I am loving this warm weather though :D

I've also gone and done that naughty bad thing of not updating for so long, that now I finally am...I can't remember what I wanted to say. There's too much. And I've been very behind on the commenting, so if you get one from me from like 6 posts ago, it's not LJ stuffing you around, it's just me, sucking :P

Luckily for me, the most significant things I've done recently are work and go see Goblet of Fire a few times. It was lovely. Oh, and that reminds me, estroverso, in February there's going to be a screening of GoF at the Moonlight Cinema!!!!! I can't remember if you mentioned this already (and I can't remember that actual date either, dum dee dum). How amazing it would be to see it. I'll definitely be booking for that one :D Who else is in?

I'm thinking I'll put some songs up tonight, while the computer is mine. Music is my best friend right, and I think that once I get enough money together to afford an iPod and a decent CD player I might just elope with it to Wales.

And finally, fuck you Howard. Once again you prove you have no idea what is good for the people you are supposed to be governing.

Oh! I MADE BAILEYS! How could I forget that monumental thing?! My very bad, indeed! :D

xxx
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Subject:With their nine inch nails and little fascist panties tucked inside the heart of every nice girl
Time:1:07 pm.
Mood:Excited and forcefully chipper.
I am not your senorita....



HARRY POTTER TOMORROW EVERYONE WHO CARES!!!!


I am going as Tonks. That makes me as cool as....someone's Grandma. oh yes!

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Also, yesterday I saw The Constant Gardener, which is a completely amazing film. I wish I could write in more detail but sadly I must scoot, but it was just simply brilliant, intense and enthralling. I don't think anyone could be dissapointed or unaffected by this film.

And now I'm off to put some pants on, or rather, make that put on a skirt, because THE SUN JUST CAME OUT! Warm and fuzzy, y'all, warm and fuzzy.

also, Rupert grint is fucking fit, fit, FIT.Collapse )

xxx!
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